I was calling a cremation place and the person I needed to talk to was not available. I gave the receptionist the assisted living community my family member was at. Since the phone call had to be recorder, I did not answer their return call, so they called the place my "family member" was at and obviously there was not a person there with that name. When I called the cremation place back, they said there was nobody there with that name. I hung up on them and have not done a cremation call since.

I told a valet I was meeting my sister. It was a cold and windy day, so the valet was waiting in the lobby until they saw a car pull up. I sat in a big oversized chair that I could hide in, but I am pretty sure they caught a glimpse of me with no sister. But I will do that valet shop any time I get the chance, because the hotel has great food and I get a full reimbursement for parking and food. I can't wait to take my kids back to Comi-Con.