I recently did a bank shop. I "confided" that I have issues with spending more than I have in my account. This fatherly banker very nicely proceeded to educate me on how to eliminate this problem in my life. My problem was that he felt that after his extensive talk I no longer needed to worry about overdrafts ever again. How to get the information I needed to complete my shop??? Once I got back to my car I couldn't stop laughing.
I had an embarrassing one recently, I did a shop in an adult store and one of my old brownies was inside asking some advise about some "toys". I walked over to the other side by the clothes and tried to not let her see me yet not act strange so that the clerk will know I am a shopper. I wonder if she saw me and realized who I am?